Old school paper tickets to the Peculiarium make the best stocking stuffers. They don't expire until 2057. After that you'll have to call if there are still phones by then. $10 each. Free shipping...
Oh the holidays, what to say. Expectations are high and the grandparents are higher on that forced holiday cheer, which you may or may not share. But fear not, you can now buy these trademarked...
