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Little girl: <screams> This place is too scary, I want to leave!
Mom: Honey, it’s all pretend, it’s ok…
Girl: <screams louder> I don’t want to be here!
Mom: Ok, if you really want to go, we’ll go home.
Girl: <sniffles> I want to get some ice cream and buy something first….
Mom: Just as I suspected….